Author: Andrei Navrozov

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Wednesday’s Child: Good News from Hell

Just as there is the irony of fate, there are ironies of nomenclature.  One such is writ large in the name of Alexei Navalny’s “Anti-Corruption Foundation.”  As I pointed out in this space on a recent occasion, corruption in Russia is largely what stands between the Kremlin and world domination, as villains preoccupied with plundering the nation’s wealth have little time left for villainy. 

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Wednesday’s Child: The Point of the Needle

The world is full of bad news, and most of it does not require a dedicated chronicler to record and analyze.  So one reads, for instance, how the music department of Oxford University announces that musical notation has not “shaken off its connection to its colonial past” and is “a slap in the face to some students,” while “musical skills should no longer be compulsory”  because the current focus “on white European music causes students of color great distress.”

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Wednesday’s Child: Two Gentlemen of the Rona

Gentle reader, I will be frank.  There are no two gentlemen of Verona in my story, and the one and only gentleman I dilate upon rather belongs to Sicily than to the north of Italy.  But ever since my salad days as a jobbing journalist in London I have envied my yellow press colleagues writing headlines of the “Headless Body in Topless Bar” variety….