Wednesday’s Child: Planet of the Apes
Gentle reader may remember that I was in London last week in aid of a friend charged with racism for calling a Negro cabdriver an ape. Fine arguments marshaled by the defense came to naught once the female judge had had a good look at the defendant’s shoes. These were polished to a high shine, and clean shoes are, as the defendant ought to have known at his age, a telltale sign of racist attitudes in white males. He was found guilty and fined. Lest my reader think I am being facetious, I draw his attention to this post’s...



