The New Southern Baptist Agenda by Josh Doggrell
The Southern Baptist Convention is meeting in Birmingham this week, and Josh Doggrell (real name of FB friend and reader) was able to get a copy of their itinerary for Day One:
8:00-8:30: Registration and surrendering of all male testosterone and toxic masculinity at the front desk
8:30-9:30: An hour of silence where all members don blindfolds and earplugs to signify approval of the SBC's complete disregard of the FBI documents concerning MLK
9:30-9:45: Snack: "Muffins with Muslims"
9:45-10:45: HOUR OF WORSHIP!
Included: MLK, "tolerance," "diversity," soldiers, police, and women
Not Included: Christ
10:45-2:30: Buffet dinner
2:30-3:00: Presentation by Russell Moore: "New and Exciting Ways of Condemning Our Southern Heritage"
3:00-4:00: Group Work: "How to Twist Holy Scripture to Conform It to Social Justice Wars"
4:30: Adjournment to Buffet Supper
Sounds like super fun!