Our Saudi Friends and Allies
Why are Americans getting so ticked about a Saudi or two acting up in Pensacola. They are our good allies and buddies, right? Saudi businessmen were pals of the Bushes, and who really cares if members of the royal family and other Saudi billionaires are funding Jihadi schools in America? After all, they've been paying good money to both parties in Congress. Besides, there's money to be made. It's oil, man, oil. Either get with the plan and pick up the crumbs under the Bushes (and the rest of the GOP's table) or go off and sulk and kiss your wife, play catch with the kids, and read an improving book.
Oh, yes, I am forgetting, you can always turn on FOX News and get the thrill of empowerment. The reinvented Tucker might even tell you have a right to be mad. Whatever you do, don't ever get wise, because then you might have to confront the ugly reality of who owns America.