Humpty Dumpty the Executioner
Humpty Dumpty is not going to talk about the errors and malapropisms of illiterate GenXYZetc. poseurs--peak my interest, mute point, confusing affect and effect. Instead, he is going to point out the corruption of language indulged in constantly by those guardians of all right-thinking, the media.
Befriend: The basic meaning is "to act as a friend to someone," and thus to be helpful. It often conveys the suggestion of a person in a superior position helping someone less able as when one befriends a lonely stranger or poor elderly person. It is not generally used by careful speakers--by which I mean the sort of people who do not write articles for Wikipedia--in the sense of "to make friends with someone."




“Befriend” sounds like something you would do with a stray dog.