Rome, In the Age of Muslim Terrorism, Year 16, Part 6: Scenes from a Life
Kenneth Patchen, in his novel Memoirs of a Shy Pornographer, created a hapless character whose greatest ambition in life was to write a Perry Mason novel. Although an extremely ordinary man from nowheresville—Bivalve, New Jersey—and although endowed with a quintessentially nondescript name: Alfred Budd, it was his name that kept on landing him in bizarre adventures. Walking down the street, some shifty character would say, “Hey bud, come here, and, thinking he was being called by name, he stopped to listen to the con. I know how he felt. I lived like this for decades, and when I ended up...



