First, although LL only presents two tenses, there are in fact four tenses of the subjunctive, just as there were in Latin.  In addition to present and Passato Rimoto, there are also:

It is very disturbing to read or hear self-described conservative women, some of them patriotic Southerners, who use off-color diction, such as saying this or that “s-cks”–and please don’t tell me you don’t know the reference–or “p-ssed off” and dozen of other childish attempts to sound tough.