Diary of a Nobody: Sunday in the Octave of Cinco de Mayo
It was Sunday after lunch. My wife had already gone out to inspect her flowers, while I was tying the laces of my walking shoes and fiddling with our little bluetooth speaker in preparation for the two-miler with Italian lesson. Finally, shoes tied, the Linguaphone lesson discovered, speaker connected, I walked out into the yard to find my wife chatting with a rather queer duck, dressed as if he were a recently retired member of the Sweet Adelines or the Buffalo Bills (once-famous Barbershop quartets). He was wearing an alarmingly striped jacket, with sweater vest, blue shirt and—I believe—a paisley...



