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Puttin’ On the Ritz Crackers

I used to take some care in cutting and lighting my cigars, but the sight of the aficionados at work, many of whom have less taste in cigars than the affected young man, has driven me to biting the end off and snatching a light from a pack of cheap matches or from the kitchen stove.

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A Primer for Voters, Lesson #4: Weed the Garden

When I ask people about candidates they support–and why–they usually respond by praising their position of abortion or taxes or foreign policy.  When I probe further and ask what, for example, J.D. Vance has done to limit abortion, they cite some speech he has given or a position paper,  To quote the godfather of Beat poets, “The thing is, they never learn.”